Saturday, March 27, 2010

Where to Next?

All you need to know to determine whether or not you wish to work in an Emergency Department (in any capacity) is right in this story from Pennsylvania. Why? Because after being arrested, this dude comes to you for "clearance for jail". Good luck.
Posted by 911DOC at Saturday, March 27, 2010

4 comments:

  1. Brad7:53 PM, March 27, 2010

    He was obviously drunk. Otherwise he'd have realized that mouth-to-mouth isn't recommended for lay CPR anymore.

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  2. Anonymous5:32 AM, March 28, 2010

    Wow, I guess Pennsylvania really is Philadelphia in the East, Pittsburg in the West, and Alabama in the middle...
    Little confused to what the crime is...

    Frank

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  3. erdoc852:33 PM, March 28, 2010

    Well, I would have to admit that a dead opossum is probably more appealing than some of the intoxicated conquests I made in "those thrilling days of yesteryear"!

    The story never says if he was successful in his revival attempts.

    -85

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  4. DocV6:56 PM, March 28, 2010

    At least his heart was in the right place.


    His brain certainly wasn't...

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