Number of jobs created or saved with the stimulus package (comes to 71 million per job).
Total number of minutes I have truly enjoyed the ED over the past few years.
Kids' ballgames missed this past year working 2 jobs.
Scans ordered to satisfy patients and attorneys last week.
I-phones answered by self-pay patients during my exam this weekend.
Family members giving irrelevant history on a chronic COPD bounce back from 24 hours ago.
Cases of crotch rot seen last week not prevented with a 75 cent piece of rubber.
Number of ED shifts I am obligated left to do.
In the words of the immortal Shirley Q. Liquor.... "Tell your mama and 'em I said hello."
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
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I love Shirley Q!!
ReplyDeleteHow yo Mama be durrin?
I love Shirley Q too!!
ReplyDelete12 = number of cardiac surgeons, pediatric surgeons, vascular surgeons, neurosurgeons, and plastic surgeons who will be practicing under Obamacare in ten years.
ReplyDelete12 - the dollars Medicaid pays me for seeing a patient (if I'm lucky).
ReplyDeleteAnother one leaving the trenches? Maybe I should take our veterinarian a cake or something. Probably wouldn't hurt to get in his good graces before he is the only health provider left ....
ReplyDelete12 - the number of ways to skin a cat
ReplyDelete12 The number of new forms to be filled out per patient to satisfy JACHO mandated patient safety goals and never events
ReplyDeleteSpoke with my SIL today. Her sister, a primary care doc in flyover country, AND her husband, another FP, have negotiated to sell their private practice. Sale to be completed in June. They are moving to Australia. That's 2 fewer PCPs providing care due to Obamacare.
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