It's like playing a slot machine that you can not lose money on, but there are no jackpots either. I cue up with a bunch of other faceless docs and wait for questions to come my way. If I'm quick, I can get one and answer it, and, if I am lucky, make ten or fifteen bucks. Easy money, but there are so many docs lined up it's more often a waste of time (especially when it appears, to your lovely wife, that you are doing nothing worthwhile sitting there typing on the laptop)... No, seriously honey, I'm making money for us! And pretty soon you get this question, and the flashbacks to the 3am ER hit, and I can no longer look... I must turn my face away from the horror...
After I had severe emotional and excercise stress I quickly developed severe sparking of the hands and the urinary orifice when urinating, with excess urination, inability to handle carbohydrates and sugar. From what I have learned, I suspect Diabetes Insipidus, but can't locate it or a reference to sparking hands in your info.
THE HORROR!
Sounds like that Gay Phone Sex Chat Line I worked part time at during Med School.....
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I mean "Suicide Prevention" Chat line..
ReplyDeleteI was going to say something, but then I read Drackman's comments, and now I've forgotten what I came here for ...
ReplyDeleteAs to the sparking, I suspect the excercise stress involved her scrubbing her feet back and forth on the carpet, while seated on the couch, what with the emotional stress, probably viewing the election results.
ReplyDeleteWhy did my sexist-ass say, "her"? Oh, come on now, you know I'm right!
frank,
ReplyDeleteyou mean 'gay' as in 'happy' right?
peggyU,
yes, indeed.
cjrun,
odds on fo' sho.
wait, maybe i'm trying to hard, but what's actually going on? is it just getting shocked by static? or is it pain from jacking off?
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