Tuesday, December 28, 2010

American Exceptionalism


The Obama presidency, the Obama health care plan, the Eagles postponing their game with the Vikings due to.... SNOW... all of this was enough to get a patriotic American like myself to ALMOST lose hope in our country. Then a story like this comes along and I get a jolt of pride... When we Americans go for something, we go all out (all 30 thousand calories the fuck OUT bitches!!!).

Oh say can you see... Da da da dum dum dumb...

32 comments:

  1. Your Skatin on thin ice 9-11...
    I don't need no stinkin LIMEY newspaper to tell me Americans are fat, and I've been to Eng-a-land, there not exactly a land of Karen Carpenters themselves, and theres that whole stupid driving on the left thing, and fugly Queen Elizabeth, and if it wasn't for the Spice Girls I'd consider joining the IRA...
    But I'm with ya on the snow thing, Did Vince Lombardi complain about the snow on D-day?? Did Kenny Stabler ask for a do-over after the Immaculate Reception?? Did UGA fans cry like Girls when All American Nick Fairley pile drived there QB?? YES!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean NO!!!

    Frank

    PS. The "Otter" character in Animal House was based on Me

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  2. She makes a living by people paying to watch her eat???

    Animal House is one of my very favorite movies so thank you for posting that.

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  3. frank,
    you see a conspiracy behind every hitler/nazi-party i bet... i didn't even realize that was a Brit paper till you pointed it out... and besides, Jersey isn't in the US anyway...

    RADGIRL,
    there's nothing new under the sun... i would actually pay to watch her not eat.

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  4. It gets worse. The local newspaper from her (and mine) hometown area did a story on her.

    http://www.ohio.com/news/98789219.html

    My heart goes out to her healthcare professionals...

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  5. oh Please! She's probably still breastfeeding and needs all those calories.

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  6. 911,
    Sometimes Conspiracies are TRUE!!! You'd know that if YOUR race came within a few vital capacities of Zyklon B from extermination, Easy to be smug when YOUR homeland has a population of 2 Billion... And can you prove Bubble Yum WASNT contaminated with Spider Eggs?/Koolaid DOESNT contain trace levels Contraceptives?/Mark Richt has Testicles?
    and if you ever have some spare time I've got some really good pamphlets about Mormons/the Trilateral Commission/the AntiChrist, I mean Pope, under my "Protocalls of the Lerned Elders of Zion"..

    Frank "Everyone thought David Koresh was Crazy too" Drackman

    PS: I'm kidding about everything except Mark Richt

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  7. i'm beginning to understand.... and the moon landing frank? studio?

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  8. I've seen videos about this lady, it's sickening. She always insists she's not hurting anybody and claims she's healthy, even though she obviously isn't. In the video I saw she said something about hoping her daughter stays thin, as if her awful habits won't affect her. She is an embarrassment to America... and humanity in general.

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  9. Why does society think it is ok to make fun of the overweight why simultaneously having understanding for the anorexic/bulimic community? Are they not all forms of self-abuse? I think that more people fear the overweight issue because of their own capacity to overindulge while starvation is less relatable. Which makes the male criticism more natural because of their desire to muscle-up and their lack of experience with early dieting.

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  10. uh... sinville... uh... like... she's promoting herself as wanting to be the fattest person on earth... brags about drinking entire bathtubs of gravy... and you will soon be footing her medical bills... what's not funny about that?

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  11. Sinville, do you know how many people it takes to... well, do anything for patients like this in hospital? An entire crew is needed. We all would appreciate it if you would lend your vertebrae.

    -SCRN

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  12. Isabelle Caro died in november at 28 despite modeling her nude body to fight against anorexia in 2007. Unfortunately, knowing her disease was deadly did not prevent her participation in the risky behavior. Not unlike addicts, those with eating disorders find comfort in their disease, and try to justify the behavior. I don't think disease is funny but I don't think of people as meat either.

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  13. Dear Anonymous,
    Yes some people are inconvenient. You could always refuse to treat anyone over 100 pounds, anyone who smells, anyone who pisses you off on the grounds that you are a morally and physically superior specimen. BTW, the only caveat I add, is that you post your own photo. Dare you.

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  14. Sinville,
    But you don't get to make caveats or anything else for that matter. Didn't you know?
    -SCRN

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  15. OK,Sinville, you wouldn't know this cause your a ditzy broad, but
    Doctors CANT refuse to treat people based on weight, smell, race, color, or creed, its right there in the Hipocratic Oath, right after where it says you can't do surgery, abortions, or talk about patients behind there back...
    Thats right, if you have a problem treating African-Americans you'll have to move somewhere where there aren't any African-Americans, like Africa.
    I mean just last month I treated a "Moehammed Atta", and he got treated just like everyone else, despite practicing a religion based on pedofilia and questionable dietary habits.
    Thats right, we laughed at his small penis.

    Oh, and you really don't want to see my photo...lets just say you'll need a really big screen, and you might wanta wear some eye protection...
    I'll poke ya eye out baby...

    Frank "Big 10 inch" Drackman

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  16. Hmm a jew criticizing dietary habits is like a a blogger with a Jessica Alba(at 16)obsession criticizing a pedophile. BTW, Jews and Muslims are cousins and frankly I can't tell them apart.

    I don't know why you would brag about your 10 inches. Breasts are like Champagne coupes, more than a mouthful is a waste.

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  17. go sinville! go girl!

    frank, i await your next with baited breath... and i have nothing against jews or breasts or champagne for the record...

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  18. He'll reply as soon as he gets off his Bubby's lap. Those plastic covered couches are tricky to get off of when you've been crying all over them

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  19. Sinville,
    C-C-C-C-C-C-C-ain't W-W-W-W-W-e just G-G-G-G et along??
    Only Lap I've been in is YOUR MOTHERS!!!! Tastes like Chicken...
    Oh, she's been dead for 10 years? Sorry bout that.
    more like JERK CHICKEN!!!
    and I probably wouldnt be able to tell Arabs from Jews either if (Redacted)
    I was gonna make a really tasteless remark that your visual acuity suffers from years of taking (Redacted) shots, but its a new Decade and I wanta start it off on the right foot...

    And speaking of feet, get your mind outta my crotch, I was talking about my FEET bein 10 inches, ironically, the only part of my anatomy women find attractive, and if women were more open about there paraphilias I could work as a Male Foot Model instead of what I do now..

    and what you call "Obsession" I call a hobby, a pasttime, like Stamp Collecting, except I'd much rather watch an episode of "Dark Angel" than drool over a pristine 1918 Inverted Jenny(thats a Stamp, not a Silent Film Porno Actress)Men are SUPPOSED to find 16 year old Females attractive, its Evil-lution, a selective advantage, like that fear of Snakes, Fire, & Minorities, its only a crime if they catch you, I mean, if she files charges.

    Your right about the Couch.

    Frank "Love Master" Drackman

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  20. Of course I'm right about the couch; I once dated a jew and let's just say plastic is de rigueur for those who require a classic rhinoplasty with lowering of the dorsum, narrowing of the bony pyramid, refinement and elevation of the excessively long hanging tip or IOW, those who have acute nasolabial angles, plunging tips, or foreshortened nasal tip pyramids.


    Holy crap! A plastic plastic surgeon's vocabulary
    is worse than the KKK's etiquette guide. What the hell do they call a Rodney special?

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  21. They must have taken her marbles away...

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  22. Dear Anon, I thought I saw a PUSSY cat. I did. I did

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  23. Sinville,
    that was the hair on your legs.

    Frank

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  24. You're boring me Frank, even Doc911 wants me to kick your internet ass. Where is Oldfart? He has some fight left in him. Let me set the bait: Dr's screwed-up health care by...hell, just fill in the blank_____________

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  25. No, Sinville. It's more likely you are just the subject of... this weeks differential diagnosis game!!!

    Great live subject 911. But, I hate psych.

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  26. anon.,
    you got it... my guess it that daddy was a doc and was never home.

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  27. Your Good 9-11,
    I had to go to Sinvilles blog to figure that out.
    Still, she's kinda Milfy and I get off on women ridiculing my Organ(s)

    Frank

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  28. Wouldn't it possibly be inability to get a new script from anybody within 100 mi?

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  29. Frank, I never knew I had so much in common with your wife! MILF? Is that why those two boys from Baylor hit on me at the Galleria? It was fun to point to my 3 kids on the ice; especially the 23 year old with the double master's degree. Holy crap Frank, Willow Smith is 11-somehow a 16 year old Jessica Alba seems slightly normal.

    Wrong 911 but Dr.'s wives are the most annoying women in Country clubs-don't get me started on when they allowed Joos to join. Jesus, don't tell me you're a psychiatrist. Why is it they ALL have crazy kids?

    Did Oldfart drop-dead over the holidays? Don't tell me one of you guys played "death panel" with him?

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  30. uh, sinville, i know you are new here, but about 15 months ago our Oldfart did drop, and was almost dead.

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  31. drackman with penis = funny and edgy
    'drackman' with tits = cloying. i think we want Oldfart to hang out with us more.

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