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Random thoughts from a few cantankerous American physicians. All contributors are board certified. Various specialties are represented here. I do not know where this will lead but hope it will at least be an enjoyable read. All of the names mentioned in this blog are pseudonyms, the ages have been changed, and in half the cases the gender as well. All photographs are published with patient consent or are digitally altered to preserve anonymity. Trust us, we're doctors.
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will have to wait until i go back to work on monday, no subscription to MD consult at home..
ReplyDeleteDAMN! how did that happen? thanks for pointing it out to me.
ReplyDeletefixed.
ReplyDeleteThere you go counting chickens again frank... when is he going to feed the 5 thousand and rise from the dead? he's already forgiven the thief.
ReplyDeleteThanks for fixing the link.
ReplyDeleteSo if Obamacare is ultimately fully implemented (I'm hoping it gets defunded and won't happen), then there should be NO reason to continue EMTALA and the legislation could be repealed because then everyone would have insurance, right?
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! that's a good one!
ReplyDeleteI did have a sarc tag in there originally... guess I should have left it there.
ReplyDeleteuhh 911, why the incredulity?? Who the fuck you think is ever gonna see this but us? Get it in the Jew York Times and I'll be impressed!! (luv ya Drack) The only thing incredible about it is that it would seem the tree hugging, give it all to everyone at our cost, ivory tower muther-fuckers (Bob Bitterman et al) are tired of not being paid!
ReplyDeleteAnd Drack, Haysus has returned and he is 6'2", 217lbs, and wears #88 for America's Team. And his dad is coaching him!!
Oops, forgot this part..
ReplyDeleteOnce again Drack, your god is proven to be a false god. Proven by the undeniable FACT that his father sought Mamon for his son's services!
Oh the money-changers!!
Ummm Old Fart, if any raven haired dark eyed beauties with vaugely european accents show up at your door, bearing succinylcholine syringes, don't answer it.
ReplyDeleteOK, you probably can't hear the doorbell anyway, you Old Fart, but I know higher ups in the Mossad, and they don't think that "Jew York" thang is funny...
OK, it is, and what do you call 6 million Jews at the bottom of the Ocean???
And I think you mean "Mammon", which is what Jehovah fed his chosen people to get em to shut the eff up.
"Mamon" is Mexican Slang for "Disgusting Gringo Overlord" and its what my Lawn Amigos call me behind my back.
I mean to my face, and apparently "Mamon" means "Dude, Pal, Buddy", its "Mamon" with one of those "'"'s over the "o" that means the bad word.
And whats the big deal with getting paid for a valuable skill?? Is this Russia??
Umm yeah it is, bad example...
But if it makes your lifespan-measured-in-weeks any better...
I PAID CAM NEWTON PERSONALLY, WITH MY DAUGHTER'S VIRTUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Find THAT in your damn NCAA bylaws..
Frank
Thanks for the heads up! Will see...
ReplyDeleteHow many of these "progressive" mandates do we have to see before we understand "THAT THEY DON"T WORK!!!!!!!!!"
ReplyDeletethank you for the moment...you may now return to your Brittney Spears "How to be a good Mother" instructional video.
Steve
It's nice to be able to blame the problems with a program passed under Reagan and beefed up heavily under Bush on Obummer, isn't it?
ReplyDeletedear CannedAm,
ReplyDeleteit's not been nearly crazy enough around here lately. whatever drug you are on... does it hurt? if not, i want some.