MDOD Douchebags of the Month

Hands down, douchebags of the month, and, as a kind reader points out, whilst 'practicing' medicine in the streets of Madison, these doctors are in violation of the following...

1. HIPAA.
Clearly no one is concerned about patient privacy here. And if I'm not mistaken, I can read a whole lot of identifying information on these 'notes'... Doctor's name, patient's name... And an ersatz mini-me castrati Michael Moore (but I repeat myself)... Really, did you go to med school dude? Because I see you much more as a bear-cub... if you know what I'm saying.... Not judging you, just pointing out the obvious... Don't shave your chest. And get used to being on your knees. Federal law violations here. I'm sure the Obama administration is all over it (no need for action on our parts).

2. TOFKAJCHAO Guidelines.
I mean, you could poop a sterling-silver turd that smelled like roses and cured HIV and you would still run afoul of these.Clearly there is food (and or herbal supplements) in the patient care areas here, and even though lots of marijuana is being smoked (which is completely cool and all)... somewhere here, tobacco is being smoked, and that's a clear whatchamacallit violation.

3. The smell test. Smells like 8th grade, passive aggressive bullshit. Michael Moore look-alike in video, ergo, is, in fact, 8th grade, passive-aggressive bullshit. Besides, if any of these 'patients' had been truly ill, you would have done what you always do.... you would have sent them to the ER.

4.The "Out and Proud" sensibilities of the United States of College Campuses of the Western World. Clearly the two chick doctors are lovers. Clearly the female teachers, every single one of them, are rug-munchers. The problem is that we don't even get to see them kiss, and their unshaven axillae are not flaunted, nor are they carrying a 'we hate penises' sign. I have no doubt they are in the Family Practice residency, which, to be fair, is quite demanding compared to becoming a teacher (though both eventually pay about the same), and they are going the extra mile to be trained in the fine art of dilation and curettage so as to limit the impact of overpopulation on mother-Gaia.

5. American sensibilities. Contrary to what Al Gore and Nancy Pelosi say, these exist, and are definable. Challenge... Go show this video in your local pub/ pool hall... see what reaction you get. You can ignore it or criticize it, but it's there. What you get there is what you would get everywhere except Portland, Seattle, San Francisco, NYC, Boston, and certain very special sections of Atlanta.

America! Support your teachers! Say, how are those kid's test scores doing? How is that public education these days? And hey, Dr. Shropshire and colleagues... you guys are a really bad joke. You are lying for the mob bosses and you didn't even get paid. Snoop Dog is frowning. Straight up.