When Michael Moore presents to Bumfoodle ER, immediately notify Bumfoodle Police Department. Request officers be dispatched to the ER to supervise the entire encounter.
If possible, avoid all contact with Michael Moore until officers are present. The exception is if Mr Moore has an obvious life or limb threatening emergency or has been without a hamburger for more than thirty minutes. In this circumstance, use caution and never deal with Mr Moore by yourself.
Mr Moore's repeated demands for narcotics, violent behavior, and threats of bodily harm are not to be taken lightly.