I received an email the other day with a plan that is vastly superior to your current plan, and will solve your problems if it can only be implemented. A diagram is included below. And yes, those are diamonds coming out of the unicorn's anus.
Теперь, если мы можем просто найти золотой гусь.
DRX,
ReplyDeleteYes! Come save me (I mean us) from all this!
-SCRN
Sad. The path to economic recovery is clear, and its a shame that all you old farts (sorry oldfart) can't see it. Its a simple 3-step plan, really:
ReplyDelete1) Use our influence over the baguette industry to help DSK get elected in France.
2) put this fine candidate in the white house: http://www.pensitoreview.com/Wordpress/wp-content/themes/mimbo2.2/images/BachmannCorndog.jpg
3) watch the sweet coital cash roll in.
Before long we'll have "sucked" every hushmoney franc out of the frogs. Then we'll send frank to cozey up with merkel, necht?
Ms1
My Economy's doin just fine thank you very much...
ReplyDeleteMade a cool extra $30,000 this month doin absolutely nuthin..
and since I pay everything in cash thats 75 trips I havent had to make to the ATM...
Thats right, sendin my last daughter to Pubic School, might even qualify for free lunch if I fill out the forms just right...
and what a deal, can you believe a friggin Bus picks her up right on the corner, just like she was a Hooker, saves wear and tear on the Vette, and I don't have to play the "Car" card till I'm ready...
Frank
Yes Frank, $30,000 sounds fine but how is your back after bending over 6000 times in a month?
ReplyDeleteAsk your Dad
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