Friday, April 27, 2012

Don't Fuck With Norway

Anders Breivik killed 77 Norweigans, mostly children, in a 'mission' that he planned for years and for which he used the 'Modern Warfare' video game to choose his favorite weapon and rifle sight. But wow, I bet he's shaking in his boots now. Not only may he get twenty years in prison, but, well, THIS.

At the end of the day I wonder who's crazier. 

19 comments:

  1. God, I hate the Swiss.

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  2. Video Games don't kill, Creepy Nordic Guys do..
    And Yours truly has probably wasted more time on Doom/Links486/GuitarHero than with my relatives over the last 20 years...
    And its 20 years in prison, PLUS he has to listen to Bjork's "Human Behavior" over and over and over....

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  3. I hear they got 'dem nice cells up there in U-rop.


    Seriously though, this cell has to be better than some hotel rooms out there:

    http://www.rediff.com/news/slide-show/slide-show-1-inside-norway-luxurious-halden-jail/20110729.htm

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  4. Apparently the jail (he is going to) has a rock climbing wall and a nature trail through the woods.

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  5. Norway Has Some Of The Lowest Murder Rates In The World: In 2009, Norway had .6 intentional homicides per 100,000 people. In the same year, the United States had 5 murders per 100,000 people, meaning that the U.S. proportionally has 8 times as many homicides.

    - Norway’s Incarceration Rate Is A Fraction Of That Of The United States: 71 out of every 100,000 Norwegian citizens is incarcerated. In the United States, 743 out of every 100,000 citizens was incarcerated in 2009. The U.S. has the world’s highest incarceration rate.

    - Norway’s Prisoner Recidivism Rate Is Much Lower Than The United States’: The recidivism rate for prisoners in Norway is around 20 percent. Meanwhile, it’s estimated that 67 percent of America’s prisoners are re-arrested and 52 percent are re-incarcerated.

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  6. And sometimes, if you are very quiet, you can hear the sound of a non-sequitur in England.

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  7. Wow. Huh.

    Here is some cool research I found since we are sharing!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWuiGWkd7mM

    -SCRN

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  8. Is the same type of non-sequitur as from your anonymous commenter who hates the Swiss for some reason?

    You really don't like having facts given to you do you?

    I keep telling you, I do not live in England! Pay attention back there.

    SCRN;

    And your point is.......?

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  9. GRUMPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    long time, no see, watsa matter, those damn Paki's stealing your bandwidth again???
    Or youve been waiting for the NHS to get the Hemocult Developer in...
    And I know, I know, its the "United Kingdom", listen, from someone who still calls the Civil War(whats so Civil bout' War anyway?)"The War of Naw-thun Agression" I know how important language and Sintax is...
    Like that perfectly good word "Niggardly", which I didn't even know was a real word until some Limey Polictician tried to show how smart he was..
    And YOUR side supported MY side in defending the God-Given right to own other human beings, until YOUR side realized MY side was gonna lose...
    And the reason the US incarcerates more of its population than any other Country except the Chinks, who would have any more if they didnt shoot the really bad ones in the head..
    We've got more people that need to be shot in the head,
    I mean Incarcerated,

    Frank

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  10. What? I think my contribution is much more on-topic than yours, Grumpy - and you probably made it all up anyway. The information I presented is from Britannica (your peeps) and it's about the topic of Norway and why there should be no more sex over there (you will get too many lemmings) which, if you read the title of this thread, is totally on-topic.

    -SCRN

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  11. (Haughty William F. Effley British Accent)
    Grumpy my Good Man, if Anders Brevik had been In-Cah-suh-rated, I don't know, for bein a creepy Homo, maybe he wouldn't have killed all those kids...
    Thats the great thang about America, despite being free to burn our own Flag, own assault weapons, and protest at Military funerals, you can still be arrested for tearing the tag off your pillow. And there's not thousands of people in prison for tearing tags off pillows, its just on the books so when we find some creep like Breivik, we can lock him up.
    Thats how America does things buddy! Thats why we have really cool Cereal Killers like Charles Manson and Jeffy Dalmer, while all you've got is that lame-ass Jack the Ripper, who probably wasn't even British(happy now?).
    And most importantly,
    whats with the hat?
    I know, the dames just love that scamp Andy Capp...

    Frank

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  12. Hey! I’m a writer for the blog nydoctorsurgentcare.blogspot.com. I wanted to do a little interview on you, your blog, and your issues/views on urgent care.
    If you’d like to do an interview please contact me here om this email. sm@newyorkdoctorsurgentcare.com

    Thanks!

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  13. SCRN, read H-Dawg's comment.
    Why would I make anything up? It is too easy to check on, even a quick google or wiki would show that.
    I am assuming that you are trying to compare the mythical suicidal behaviour of the lemmings with Norwegians who do not believe in capital punishment and would rather rehabilitate than incarcerate. As for the film, it is an old film, the original story about lemmings killing themselves was done by, I think, Walt Disney and involved some very careful editing including actually throwing some lemmings off the cliffs. This nonsense has been discredited for many years but hey, why let the truth get in the way of a good story - speaking of which, Hi Frank.

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  14. Umm 9-11,
    I'd stay away from answering any e-mail with "SM" in the address.
    OTOH, I've never met an "Olivia" who wasn't hot.
    And thanks Grumpy, its cool, Americans don't mind losing 500,000 lives to save your Royal Family, Benny Hill more than pays it back.

    Frank

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  15. 911, maybe you could email the MDOD user manual over to Grumpy?

    -SCRN

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  16. I would but i don't have his address and it doesn't have pictures... all words you know...

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  17. grumpyrnatgmaildotcom

    If I take my time, move my lips and spell out the big words I'll be OK and I can always ask one the doctors at ED to help.

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  18. grumpyrnatgmaildotcom

    If I take my time, move my lips and spell out the big words I'll be OK and I can always ask one the doctors at ED to help.

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  19. Jeezus Grumpy,
    I know your still boiling about that 67' World Cricket loss to your former Colonists but get over it Man!!!
    Do you see me carrying grudges cause YOUR country left MY country in the lurch during our "Civil" (wats so civil bout' war anyway?*)War?? And at least OUR civil war(wats so civil bout' war anyway?*)was over something substantial, i.e. Human Bondage, instead of what YOU guys fight over, i.e. the shape of ones Head.
    But you double posted, revealing that British Incompetence isn't restricted to automobiles.
    And I know, Mr. Britania-Rules-the-Seas can't stoop to askin the Pakis in the flat next door for a little Tech-Support.

    Frank

    *"Use Your Illusion" Cassette stuck in cars cassette player :(

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