Thursday, May 10, 2012

Don't Vaccinate, Aromatherapy, and Dr. Asa Andrew

Hey there hippies! Hey Washington State! How 'ya doin'?

That sure is a nasty cough. Try some essential-oil aromatherapy. 

Or, better yet, why not 'lifestyle' your way out of the cough with the Chiropractor-star of Dr. Asa on-call? He's trying to buy an MD right now so that should be cleared up shortly.

What's that? You died? Oh, so sorry. You must not have used the right essential oils or probiotics. Your fault.

10 comments:

  1. 9-11..
    you sound bitter. Did that chick at Discover Mills get you to buy $200 of "Dead Sea Bath Salts" too?? Good Scam they got going, the hot-Bra-less "Ramona" rubbing that Shi* into your arm before you know whats goin on, and her assistant "Stiglitz" for that added subluminal persuasion...
    But hey, when the Zombies come, I'll have baby-soft skin..

    Frank

    Frank

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  2. Sorry, have to ask. What's wrong with probiotics? A waste of money?

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  3. waste of money? probably, but the problem i have is with the obvious marketing scam here.

    the 'natrual medicine' freaks have coined the term 'probiotic' because, as we all now know, 'anti biotic' is a hateful term and being against biotics is really quite discriminatory. let's be pro biotic! i know i am.

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  4. Try this, it probably has not made over the pond so you may not have seen it yet.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMvMb90hem8

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  5. Nicely done Grumpy! Pip pip!

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  6. Dammit Grumpy I sprained a Phalange typin in your link and get a "This Video is no longer available" from the Youtube Nazis...
    What was it, a Bulldog takin a dump on a French Fag? Queen Elizabeth in a Thong? That Monty Python "How to defend yourself against an attacker with a Banana" bit I still laugh my ass off at???

    Frank

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  7. Frank have you never heard of cut and paste? Save them old fingers of yours for fiddlin' with other things. Don't understand why it was unavailable, I have just connected to it and it looks like 911 got it.

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  8. Grumpy,
    Watch & learn, in America we call this a "Counterpunch", like we did to you RedCoats at Saratoga...
    Yeah, I've heard of cut & paste, in fact, I was Config.ing my Sys. when you were still playing "Pong".
    So I know how to cut & paste.
    Have you never heard of..........
    TOOTHPASTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
    and dat's how we do things in the US of A(9-1-1)

    Frank

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  9. Frank you're an asshole - we give you Americans a nice country to play with and you go and elect a twat like Obama. Get a grip!

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  10. Probiotics are a medicinal substitute for vitamins that we should be getting from the foods we eat. It's not that they are bad, but they are a waste of money. They are much more expensive than grocery food.

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