Friday, May 25, 2012

Navy Camouflage


Congratulations to the US Navy. They have invented a camouflage pattern that guaran-damn-tees that if you fall into the ocean there is no way anyone will see you. Anchors aweigh!

6 comments:

  1. Ummm, 9-11,
    isn't that the whole purpose of Camouflage? I mean besides being a convenient way to recognize dumb-ass-cracker-red-necks at Walmart?
    And I don't have anythang against dumb-ass-cracker-red-necks, cause I'm 1/2 DACRN myself, but do you see ME wearing MY old uniforms in Public? NO!
    Mostly cause I'm not 135 lbs anymore...

    Frank

    PS: How bout those 2010 BCS/SEC CHAMPION AUBURN TIGERS knocking Georgia outa the SEC Baseball tournament??
    OK, I know, a whole 30 people probably were watching...

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  2. That sounds out to be dumb ass cracker RN. Not being from the swamplands, I have not encountered one but understand that they exist.

    -SCRN

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  3. Nice one SCRN...

    Seriously Frank, have you seen these uniforms in person? More jarring to the eye than Janet Reno in a thong.

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  4. Speak for yourself 911, I have a 6' tall picture of a nude Ms. Reno on my ceiling in my bedroom, so that way when I lay down for bed, I can look at Janet in the eyes

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  5. DEAR ANON. TWO WORDS. SEEK HELP.

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  6. The Coast Guards are dark blue. See ya, Sailor!
    http://www.uscg.mil/hr/udc/docs/uscg-odu-08/uscg-odu-08/longsleeve/images/_USCG103-FS-1home.gif

    Man Overboard-forever.

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