After a record breaking winter with snowfall in excess of anything seen in decades, I now hate myself for driving a truck. I am now purchasing carbon credits and a prius. I can't quite get how this is a result of global warming, so I am retreating to 'climate change', but I do know, deep in my heart, that it is GWB's fault. I hope and meditate that Al Gore can get up there soon.
Gaia, please forgive us. Off to repair the ozone hole and throw urine on people with fur coats.
And dear readers, please do forward any links to sources that claim this scoop. We started it HERE! Interviews with major media outlets will be granted on a first come, first served basis. I'm hoping for NPR.