Monday, March 01, 2010

For Etotheipi

Note to self... After wrecking car, be careful where you decide to relieve yourself. Eto', I wonder what the telltale sign noted on autopsy was?
Posted by 911DOC at Monday, March 01, 2010

4 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:20 PM, March 01, 2010

    Please don't post the pictures...

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  2. Anonymous9:57 AM, March 02, 2010

    What a shocking experience!!!!!!

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  3. 911DOC5:52 PM, March 03, 2010

    Just so you know, often, folks struck by lightning will have body parts blown off in the exit wound. These body parts are almost always feet... Hence the stories of folks being blown out of their shoes... In this case the high voltage seems to have entered the body through the 3rd leg, and, if I am not mistaken, the third leg was amputated, fried, and bobbitt'ed. Poor guy, wasn't even in INXS.

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  4. Anonymous8:42 AM, March 08, 2010

    Possible autopsy findings:
    1. Grilled sausage.
    2. Dong looks like Harry Potter's forehead.
    3. Confused look on face - not "the shocker"* he was expecting.
    4. Scrotum looks like a pork rind.
    5. Remember when you were a kid and that weird guy you know put an M-80 in a frog's ass - now imagine that's your urethra.

    *If you do not know what this is, ask your girlfriend and close your eyes.

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