Tuesday, March 23, 2010
The Lord speaks things into creation. Congress craps them into creation. Obama conjures them. Nevertheless, in keeping with our new direction of positivity I offer the following.
Above you see my suggestion for the symbol for whatever government agency gets to control all of this wonderful reform.
Also, given that C.A.M. and holistic health will probably be reimbursed at a rate similar to my very practical and "science based" medicine, my plan to learn accupressure is out.
But cash on the barrel... Now I'll take that. I have decided to enter the "food supplement" market. Quietus and Enzyte... go screw yourselves, there's a new Sherrif in town.
At first I thought I would offer a cure for fibromyalgia and chronic fatigue syndrome. But then I remembered the patients that have these diseases and remembered that they identify them as "my fibro" and "my chronic fatigue syndrome", so I thought that the product might not sell well.
Accordingly, I am going to create a cure for logical thought. How do you like LOGICNULL? I plan to use it first on myself as logic is a very painful thing these days. I can't tell you all the ingredients, but it will include portions of unicorn-horn, phoenix feather, and gypsy tears.
Don't panic, all is well.... all is well.
Posted by 911DOC at Tuesday, March 23, 2010