Monday, March 22, 2010

M.D.O.D. Kitten-naming Contest


What a couple of cuties! Send in your suggestions for naming these little bundles of love... This is the first of the 'transition pieces' on MDOD where we look with hope to the future.

My entry for these little guys is "Doodles" and "Scrubber". My second choice is "Fuckball" and "Stir-fry kitty". I'm so happy.
Posted by 911DOC at Monday, March 22, 2010

24 comments:

  1. DocV9:01 AM, March 22, 2010

    How about Hope and Change?

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  2. MonkeyGirl10:13 AM, March 22, 2010

    Smegma and Phlegm.

    Then they're only cute until you call them. After that they're freakin' AWESOME.

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  3. Anonymous10:22 AM, March 22, 2010

    Connie & Lingus

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  4. priceless110:35 AM, March 22, 2010

    Bendover and Takeit

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  5. Anonymous11:22 AM, March 22, 2010

    These are clearly show-kittens and therefore deserve show-kitten names.

    1. Nancy Pelosi's Atrophic Vagina
    2. Barney Frank's Patulous Anus

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  6. Just a little snarky11:45 AM, March 22, 2010

    How about Mocha and Joe? Two names for coffee.

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  7. Anonymous12:46 PM, March 22, 2010

    This One Dude and This Other Guy

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  8. PeggyU12:53 PM, March 22, 2010

    Daryl and his other brother Daryl?

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  9. CJrun3:31 PM, March 22, 2010

    The One and Sheriff Joe.

    Laugh now, but they still qualify for private veterinary care. You can get back at them by putting them in a cut-rate kennel while you travel down to Costa Rica for a colonoscopy that does not use a garden hose, or re-use preparations from previous patients.

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  10. Anonymous3:31 PM, March 22, 2010

    Not particularly politically inspired, but Portobello (for the dark one)and Sushi.

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  11. Brian and Jennifer3:44 PM, March 22, 2010

    How about Throckmorton and Gum-Elastic Bougie

    or

    globus and pallidus

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  12. Unknown4:06 PM, March 22, 2010

    Narcan and Dextrose.

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  13. Anonymous4:33 PM, March 22, 2010

    Awwwwwww come-on 911, are they really yours?

    -SCRN

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  14. 911DOC5:03 PM, March 22, 2010

    dear scrn,
    they were mine but i gave them to my Vietnamese char-woman who seemed very interested in them and said she would feed them goose-liver pate only "until they were big enough", whatever that means.

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  15. Ted5:43 PM, March 22, 2010

    Sumdood and Troll

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  16. Anonymous6:07 PM, March 22, 2010

    OH YEAH?
    well... then... you are a rat on crack (I bet you look like your avatar.

    So there.

    -SCRN
    (give me those kitties)

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  17. j7:37 PM, March 22, 2010

    Up and Yours

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  18. Brayden's Mom9:02 PM, March 22, 2010

    How bout...

    Speed Racer and Rat on Acid!

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  19. Devorrah9:35 PM, March 22, 2010

    Bibbity and Bobbity.

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  20. Allen3:06 AM, March 23, 2010

    Tax and spend.

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  21. Anonymous5:08 AM, March 23, 2010

    I love kittens,
    especially with an Egg Roll and some Fried Rice..mmmm mmmm Good.....

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  22. 219:04 PM, March 23, 2010

    Sir Edward Fluffington & Captain Feathersword.

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  23. Unknown10:50 PM, March 23, 2010

    Dumb and Dumber

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  24. Unknown8:35 PM, March 25, 2010

    Thunder and Lightning

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