Monday, March 22, 2010

M.D.O.D. Kitten-naming Contest


What a couple of cuties! Send in your suggestions for naming these little bundles of love... This is the first of the 'transition pieces' on MDOD where we look with hope to the future.

My entry for these little guys is "Doodles" and "Scrubber". My second choice is "Fuckball" and "Stir-fry kitty". I'm so happy.

26 comments:

  1. How about Hope and Change?

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  2. Smegma and Phlegm.

    Then they're only cute until you call them. After that they're freakin' AWESOME.

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  3. Bendover and Takeit

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  4. black pussy and white pussy. That way when they get lost you can put up signs that say "looking for black pussy" or "looking for white pussy". Your neighbors will love you for it.

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  5. These are clearly show-kittens and therefore deserve show-kitten names.

    1. Nancy Pelosi's Atrophic Vagina
    2. Barney Frank's Patulous Anus

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  6. How about Mocha and Joe? Two names for coffee.

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  7. This One Dude and This Other Guy

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  8. Daryl and his other brother Daryl?

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  9. The One and Sheriff Joe.

    Laugh now, but they still qualify for private veterinary care. You can get back at them by putting them in a cut-rate kennel while you travel down to Costa Rica for a colonoscopy that does not use a garden hose, or re-use preparations from previous patients.

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  10. Not particularly politically inspired, but Portobello (for the dark one)and Sushi.

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  11. How about Throckmorton and Gum-Elastic Bougie

    or

    globus and pallidus

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  12. Awwwwwww come-on 911, are they really yours?

    -SCRN

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  13. dear scrn,
    they were mine but i gave them to my Vietnamese char-woman who seemed very interested in them and said she would feed them goose-liver pate only "until they were big enough", whatever that means.

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  14. OH YEAH?
    well... then... you are a rat on crack (I bet you look like your avatar.

    So there.

    -SCRN
    (give me those kitties)

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  15. How bout...

    Speed Racer and Rat on Acid!

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  16. I love kittens,
    especially with an Egg Roll and some Fried Rice..mmmm mmmm Good.....

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  17. Sir Edward Fluffington & Captain Feathersword.

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