"He can't be having a panic attack and hyperventilating...he can't catch his breath, his feet and hands are drawn up, and he can't feel his body. He's having a stroke!" (30 year old intoxicated male from a funeral flailing about and panting: "I'M....DIE....ING".
"Her main problem right now, doctor is that she is she is hurting from the pain." (hand-wringing, floor pacing, pussy whipped husband of a 20 year old lady with fibromyalgia, mitral valve prolapse, chronic fatigue syndrome, migranes, Epstein-Barr, and bipolar disorder.
"Sir, please follow my finger and hold your head still."...."Which eye do you want me to use, doctor?"
Thursday, August 05, 2010
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No "Your gonna feel a little Prick"??????
ReplyDelete"My doctor said I needed to have some Test-es"
"Josiah told me the Chainsaw was outta Gas"
"Someone put that Dildo on the seat of my Pickup"
Frank
Allright, if none of y'all Hoe-Moes is gonna say anything, I'll pull the pin...
ReplyDelete"Celine Dion's version of Ac/Dc's "You Shook me All Night Long" is only surpassed by her acoustic version of Led Zeppelin's "War Pigs"
Seriously, its like that Twilight Zone episode where everyone vanishes...
Frank "Say hello to my Lee-til Friend" Drackman...
frank,
ReplyDeleteblack sabbath did war pigs. it was one of their three songs that one can actually listen to.
I knew that, 9-11,
ReplyDeleteI was just testing you.
"So I went to the doctor
See what he could give me,
He said Son, Son, you've gone to far
Cause smokin and trippin is all that you do"
"Fairies wear Boots"
So whats the other song??
Frank
iron man and paranoid. the rest is shiite.
ReplyDelete"The doctor told me that I have injured my super penis" after reading the MRI on supraspinatus tendonopathy in patient with shoulder pain.
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