Wednesday, November 30, 2011
Okay Frank. Here's a post for you. The one redeeming thing about working the ER was that I was never at a loss for material. These days "boring" is the word, and a glorious word it is indeed.
In fact, I recall a very similar post from the MIA Lofty Zahari not too long ago.
Here's my day now... Not sick, orthopedic issue, orthopedic issue, orthopedic issue, not sick, physical exam, orthopedic issue, lunch, work out, administrative time, not sick, orthopedic issue, go home.
And I'm over the self recriminations like 'You are wasting your talents', and 'the ER needs you', and all that crap. You know who needs me? My family. So piss on all you haters out there.... all you ER abusers, all you folks looking to hitch your wagon to the disability train/ drug dependency train/ or lawsuit lottery train. Screw you all.
I'm bored, and I love it. No one pukes on me, no babies die, and no mother f******* administrators come to talk to me about 'customer satisfaction scores' (and step on their vanishingly small dicks while I try to manage chaos they have created).
Screw all of you. I'm on a permanent vacation and getting paid too, oh, and, uh... you guys who pay taxes.... You are paying me. It's so sweet! I couldn't beat them, so.... well, you know the rest. Now to get the sex change and go gay so they can never fire me. I'm looking forward to having boobs.
Posted by 911DOC at Wednesday, November 30, 2011