Saturday, June 19, 2010
Constipation is a big problem. As I have gotten older even I have not escaped it's wrath. I recently found a holistic solution. 3 days ago, backed up like grandma after all you can eat ribs at the Golden Corral, I had the radio on and a sappy Peter Cetera song came on. I started to have some grumbling at that point. Suddenly dear leader Obama came on the TV with sidekick Biden in the background and voila, shitting like a caged 'coon. After some experimentation I realized that the combination of these two things caused a severe peristaltic reaction, and it was repeatable. It also works with most Joshua Kadison, but visually it has to be Obama (Biden was just a plus). I have made a montage with pictures and background music and am prescribing it to all of my elderly patients, depending on which artist they like the best (worst). Drug free and a colon you could eat off of. DVDs available soon online.
Posted by shrodingers cat at Saturday, June 19, 2010